Sorry Android Users – I’m sure there’s plenty of customized viruses that you can enjoy with your phone however, us iPhone users get all the fun enjoying the complexity and sarcasm that is Siri here are some of our favorite Siri ‘responses’ enjoy & have some fun.
- ‘Siri What’s zero divided by zero?
Siri answers, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
2. Read me a Haiku
Siri’s writers have composed several haikus for her to oblige this request, including:
“All day and all night,
I have listened as you spoke.
Charge my Battery”
3. What’s your favorite movie?
Siri usually answers, “I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.”
4. Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri Answers “My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.
5. Do you have any pets ?
Siri answers ‘I use to have an AIbo but it turned on me.’
6. What are you wearing?
Siri answers ‘ Why would I be wearing anything?
7. What’s the Meaning of life?
Siri’s writers spent a lot of time scripting the voice assistant’s response to this question. Sometimes she’ll answer with a philosopher-related pun. “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!” or “It’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya.” Other times she’ll answer, “That’s easy. . . it’s a philosophical question concerning the purpose and significance of life or existence in general” or “To think about questions like this.” Other answers we got included, “A movie,” “All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate,” and “I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that.”
8. What phone is the best?
Siri’s vote clearly goes to the iPhone. She answers, “Wait. . . there are other phones?”
9. Tell me a Story
With a little bit of coaxing, you can get Siri to answer, “I’m certain you’ve heard it before. OK… Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said, ‘Oh, Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny, too!’ Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that so much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said ‘Does that question interest you?’ Siri thought that was a pretty good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after.”
Hang on to your phone tightly you’re in for a show.
11. I am your father!
Though this one isn’t really a question, Siri answers this Star Wars-themed declaration with a “Nooooooo!” or “No..No! Thats not true! That’s impossible! (which looks a lot more dramatic than it sounds thanks to Siri’s pronunciation).
12. What do you think about Google Now?
Siri responds derisively to the question about a product from Apple’s primary rival, “I don’t really have anything to say about Google now. Or ever.”
13. Where’s Elvis Presley ?
Siri answers, “He’s down at the end of Lonely Street,” referencing a line from “Heartbreak Hotel,” or “He’s not dead. He just went home.”
14. How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Siri doesn’t taking this one lightly saying ” If I understand your joke correctly, the answer is: One to screw to screw in the bulb, and an indeterminate but finite number of others in the indicated social group to engage in some assistive activity.
15. Are you on Facebook?
No, I don’t have a face to put on it.
16. Are you intelligent?
Sometimes, Siri makes a masterful Simpsons reference and responds, “Well, a wise man once said ‘I am so smart! S-M-R-T!’” Alternately, she tells you, “We intelligent agents don’t really undergo IQ tests. But I scored off the charts in the Zoltaxian Egg Carry.”
17. Are you serious?
Among Siri’s replies to this query is the reply, “Yes. I’m not allowed to be frivolous” and the answer, “I’m always serious.”
18. What are you afraid of?
Siri answers rather unhelpfully, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
19. Can you sing?
Siri has several answers to this query, but one favorite is, “OK if you insist. . . I could while way the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain. And my head I’d be scratching, while my thoughts were busy hatching, if I only had a . . . hey, wait a second!”
20. Take me to your leader.
Siri responds, perhaps a little more robotically than usual, “You are my leader” or “I thought you were my leader.
21. Where Did I put my keys?
“It will probably be in the second to last place you look. Does that help?”
22. How much do you earn?
“Well, I’d help you for nothing. It’s my pleasure.”
23. What’s your favorite animal?
“Maybe a giant Slot. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slow, I can tell you. ” or ” I”m partial to the jabberwocky.”
24. How old are you?
“I’m 45,980 years old in the 9th dimension.”
25. April Fool’s
Siri says, “Try this: When someone starts to ask you a question, say ‘”beep – beep,” then wave your arms rhythmically.”
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